Nuts!

(I imagine this post in a comic/graphic novel form with drawings and captions.)


I love to eat. But I'm not a typical squirrel who eats only nuts.
I'll eat anything.
I don't mean to say I don't like nuts.
But I'll only crack open a nut on special occasions.
So here're some of the special occasions I like to bust a nut open to enjoy a good meal.

When I'm watching TV is a great time to bust a nut.

The days I am lonely are great times to bust a nut, too.
But it is sometimes depressing eating it up all up by myself.
I would rather share.

Sometimes when I don't want to use my hands, I can bust a nut right in my mouth!

And when I make food, I like to bust a nut.
Like when I make cake. I bust a nut and sprinkle, sprinkle it all over the icing.
Yum! (-->picture of squirrel with icing all over his face)

But the very best time to bust a nut...is when you're with your friends and family.
Because busting a nut is just one of those things...
...that are meant to be done, with a friend.