Sunday, September 04, 2005

 

Movie Plot

A funny plot for a movie came to me today.


What if an unmarried girl found out she was pregnant and her boyfriend is supportive and decides to stay with her.
So in preparation for the pregnancy, she eats a lot of food (like peanut butter and anchovies, and ice-cream with ketchup), and rests a lot - all "for the baby."
So she gets bigger and bigger and soon 9 months rolls around.

But then no baby comes. What gives?

It turns out she wasn't pregnant at all, but she somehow misread the pregnancy test. And it wasn't the baby that made her stomach get bigger. It was because of all the eating and resting she did "for the baby". And now she's not pregnant, but just really overweight.

And then the boyfriend finds this out.

And then he leaves her.


Good story?

Comments:
I read that and burst into laughter. And then I remembered to be politically correct and turned on my "frown of disapproval".
 
You did not account for the fatty's monthly bleedings.
 
Maybe the rapid shift in body weight altered her menstral cycle??
 
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